Off-Course

There's a strong wind pulling a person off-course. The wind is "External Forces", the parachute is "Early Choices", and there's a sign pointing in the opposite direction of the wind which says, "Present Desires".

The silver lining is that the wind is warm and comfortable.

13 Sep 2023

Publishable

A scientist struggles to close their closet door, because the closet has way too many things in it. The items represent all the missteps, dead-ends, detours, and ambiguities. Behind the scientist lies a small box which represents the publishable result.

“Oh yeah, you can have the supplemental material. It’s in that closet. Just be careful, it’s a little jumbled in there.”

11 Sep 2023

Gauntlet

A scientist and her friend are on a raised platform, overlooking a scene where many other scientists (her coauthors) are congregated. One is reclined on a chair and is reading the paper. She says to her friend, "My changes are almost through the gauntlet! I almost can't believe--" Then the last coauthor reading the paper exclaims, "I have a few objections..." Caption: Coauthors.

No matter how high of a probability p that a given coauthor will accept, your overall chances of your coauthors accepting the changes will dwindle with the number of coauthors.

08 Sep 2023

Lesson

A person is walking with their friend while carrying a paper they just finished. He says, "Wow, I barely finished this on time after putting it off for so long." His friends says, "I'm sure you learned a good lesson for the next time." He answers, "Yep, that I can put things off until the last minute and still be fine."

“Look, I’m just following where the evidence leads.”

06 Sep 2023

Carrying

A scientist stands with many items stacked on top of their head. They are barely balancing it. Caption: Remembering a paper's million acronyms.

And that’s before you start carrying definitions and concepts from other papers they reference!

04 Sep 2023

Unbraiding

Two curves representing your research opinions and those of your supervisor's over time. On the left, they move in lockstep. But after some amount of time, there comes a decoupling point where they diverge, representing when you become an independent researcher.

And that’s when you know you’re ready to graduate!

01 Sep 2023

Tether

A man approaches a pile of objects all tethered to a post marked "Other People". A woman is in front of him, pointing behind her and saying, "Yep, just go tie up over there." In his hands is his object, labeled, "Self Worth".

“Do you mind if I bring my Confidence too?”

30 Aug 2023

Salvage

Left panel: A researcher and her grad student are at a blackboard. She says, "Let's come up with an algorithm." Middle panel: Much later, the grad student is sitting on a bench with his arms in the air and complains, "This isn't working. We've wasted so much time!" Right panel: The researcher replies, "Of course not. We can now write a *physics* paper explaining why things don't work."

When you can’t succeed at the computer science, turn to the physics.

Hat tip to my supervisor for the rationale!

28 Aug 2023

Yes

A woman holds one hand to her chin as she views a conveyor belt bringing too many boxes her way. She says, "Maybe I shouldn't have said 'yes' to everything..."

Actually, those are just the items from a few years ago that we really should be clearing out.

25 Aug 2023

Scientific Writing

Left panel: A scientist unearths a discovery and shouts, "Finally, I've uncovered it!" Upper right panel ("Good Writing"): The scientist hands his publication to a colleague in a nice package and says, "Here it is, all polished." Bottom right panel ("Bad Writing"): The scientists hands his publication to a colleague in the exact same form he found it and says, "It's exactly how I found it!"

“Sorry, I can’t stay and chat about it. I have 10 other publications I’m working on right now.”

23 Aug 2023

To the past To the present