![A bar chart with two bars. The first bar is the highest and represents, "Time spent doing X". The second bar is much lower and represents, "Time spent thinking why I do X". Caption: Being good is useless if you're playing the wrong game.](https://res.cloudinary.com/dh3hm8pb7/image/upload/q_auto:best/v1535842782/Handwaving/Published/TheRightGame.png)
The problem, of course, is that being good at X often makes me feel that I should be doing X, even if it’s not ultimately what I want.
16 Sep 2022
![A graph of "Agreement" versus "Number of scientists". It's an inverse relationship.](https://res.cloudinary.com/dh3hm8pb7/image/upload/q_auto:best/v1535842782/Handwaving/Published/Agreement.png)
I think disagreement is in our blood.
14 Sep 2022
![A scientist wraps up their talk in front of a board and asks, "Any questions?" There's crickets (silence) from the audience. Caption: Why is this the end of most academic talks?](https://res.cloudinary.com/dh3hm8pb7/image/upload/q_auto:best/v1535842782/Handwaving/Published/Crickets.png)
Maybe I just haven’t found the really exciting talks.
12 Sep 2022
![A large space labeled, "An applied problem". Within, there's a small square that has the label, "The mathematical kernel that a theorist cares about."](https://res.cloudinary.com/dh3hm8pb7/image/upload/q_auto:best/v1535842782/Handwaving/Published/KernelOfCare.png)
“Please do me a favour next time and get rid of all this extra fluff.”
09 Sep 2022
![Graph of "Time left on a project" versus "Time". It begins as a decreasing linear function, but then tapers off as a project drags on. At some point, there's a discontinuous jump with the label, "Okay, we need to wrap this up!" and then the project is done.](https://res.cloudinary.com/dh3hm8pb7/image/upload/q_auto:best/v1535842782/Handwaving/Published/WrapUp.png)
The undiscussed alternative is to let the project quietly die.
07 Sep 2022
![A graph of "Worry" versus "Size of error". For most people, it's a linear relationship. For me, it's a constant line.](https://res.cloudinary.com/dh3hm8pb7/image/upload/q_auto:best/v1535842782/Handwaving/Published/Magnitude.png)
Unfortunately, the value of my worry is also way too high.
05 Sep 2022
![Left panel (Before grad school): A student says, "I can ace any test you give me." Right panel (After): The student has their hands up in the air and says, "You want me to do *what?!*"](https://res.cloudinary.com/dh3hm8pb7/image/upload/q_auto:best/v1535842782/Handwaving/Published/TestTaking.png)
I’ve shed all capability of taking tests, and you know what? It feels great!
02 Sep 2022
![Three physicists sprinting towards a sign that says, "Publish here". The caption: Theoretical physicists racing to publish first on new data.](https://res.cloudinary.com/dh3hm8pb7/image/upload/q_auto:best/v1535842782/Handwaving/Published/DataRace.png)
“Quick, we need to establish precedence first!”
31 Aug 2022
![A large space labeled, "All people". Inside is a dot representing a person, with a small circle around them labeled, "The only people you interact with". The dot says, "Why is everyone like me?!"](https://res.cloudinary.com/dh3hm8pb7/image/upload/q_auto:best/v1535842782/Handwaving/Published/Homogeneous.png)
In fact, this is the best response, because the alternative is thinking that the little circle represents everyone.
29 Aug 2022
![A frequency bar graph showing how many mistakes occur versus successes, as well as the proportion of space each one takes in my mind. While I have many successes and few mistakes, the few mistakes take up much more space in my mind.](https://res.cloudinary.com/dh3hm8pb7/image/upload/q_auto:best/v1535842782/Handwaving/Published/RentFree.png)
Don’t let the mistakes linger more than they need to.
26 Aug 2022