Tunneling

A researcher with a pickaxe is digging a tunnel, with plenty of unknown obstacles they are about to hit. The caption: Research.

I’m forever bracing myself in research for the inevitable moments when things go wrong. But on the other hand, there are also those moments where things go right!

16 Dec 2022

Bribe

First panel: Two friends are in conversation. One has a bag of money in hand. The other says, "What's that bag of money for?" "Bribing a mathematician." "Uh...let me give you some advice..." Second panel (later): The person no longer has the bag of money anymore, and approaches the mathematician. He says, "I have a paper that needs a coauthor, but I require a favour--" She interjects, "Done!"

You would almost think papers are a sort of currency in academia…

14 Dec 2022

Constant Confusion

A graph of two functions versus time. The first is a dashed line which is constant, and has the label, "Confusion". The second is a solid linearly increasing line, with the label, "Growth".

If I wasn’t confused, it wouldn’t really be research.

12 Dec 2022

Chaos

Two friends are talking. One says, "Wow, you're so put together!" The friend says, "Thanks". He's sitting on a box that's shaking and has a swirling mess inside, labelled, "Inner chaos".

Even when you see the success of others, they often have a similar box.

09 Dec 2022

Model Failure

Two scientists are walking together. The first one says, "I'll admit it: my model failed dramatically." The friend says, "So you're going back to the drawing board?" She replies, "Of course not! I'll just make my model more complicated."

“Aren’t you worried about having too many knobs?”

“No, I’m worried about having too few to describe the data!”

07 Dec 2022

Performance

A bar chart ranking performance. On the left is a small bar with the label "Skill". On the right, a larger bar with the label "Mindset".

Mindset is the foundation for your craft.

05 Dec 2022

Wrong Turns

A supervisor hands their student a scroll and says, "Congratulations on persevering through so many wrong turns." The student says, "Thanks! What is this?" Supervisor: "A PhD."

This is one of those places where many wrongs might make a right.

02 Dec 2022

Suck

Two scientists are in a rowboat near a whirlpool. One of the scientist cries out, "Get us away from here!" "What is it?" "A science problem that's going to suck us in!"

Honestly, the whirlpool tends to be much bigger and often sucks in more than two lone scientists.

30 Nov 2022

Redefined

A scientist is solving a problem for a friend. The scientist says, "Here's the solution to your problem." The friend looks down at the solution and says, "Thanks-wait. What are all these new symbols? Where are my variables?!" The scientist answers, "Oh, they were terrible to work with, so I redefined them to be more natural." Pause. "You're welcome."

If a mathematician hasn’t redefined your initial problem, you might just be a mathematician yourself.

28 Nov 2022

Potential Barrier

A woman stands in a "U"-shaped function. Above her is the label, "Where you are". Outside of the U, there's the label "Where you want to be". The U is a potential barrier of your own creation.

Unfortunately, there’s no quantum tunneling in here.

25 Nov 2022

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