Computation

“How are you going to run that computer without it losing power?”

“I didn’t think of that.”

“I guess you would have needed the key to wisdom to figure out a better strategy, huh?”

Memory Aid

“Did you think your memory aid was going to magically make sense when the test comes around?”

Life Inertia

“Maybe I need to add some lubricant underneath to lower the coefficient of friction.”

Template

The trick is to make the historical summary interesting enough to lull people into the paper until they feel like they invested so much time that they have to see it through.

Mathematical Minefield

You better tread carefully here.

Cosmic Semester Coupling

This goes hand-in-hand with the old adage: objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

Pet Theory

A future university program: theory marketers. Want your idea to be tested (or, more importantly, confirmed)? Hire one of these wonderful students!

Graduate School Preparation

Let’s just wait until the students are in the midst of work to give them more work!

Caught Between Worlds

What do professors think of about their position?

Exercise to the Reader

The only category of textbooks in which you can leave the main results out with a straight face.